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‘Wasn’t My Plan’ Tesla and TSMs’ Spurious Correlations

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For those of us who have tried to isolate the different WACCs and growth projections of Tesla’s business lines, it is mind-numbingly difficult considering Tesla’s PE ratio. My best guess for the pictured correlation, and its notable divergence from the trend leading up to the latest US/Chinese summit,



, is that the correlation may be spurious, or it may be indicative of competition between Tesla and Taiwan Semiconductor related to Tesla’s Neuralink business line.


I came to this conclusion because I follow DARPA research. I have no insider knowledge of what was discussed at the mentioned summit. They could have traded Hong Kong to the Chinese for not invading Taiwan for all I know. However, as many Tech investors will attest, following DARPA research is a great way to front run technology trends.



For example, DARPA developed the internet and GPS. Following their research is a great way to predict what the “next big thing” is supposed to be. There are also conspiracy theories, that on rare occasions, DARPA technology is leaked to successful entrepreneurs, unbeknownst to them, to get the technology into the marketplace as quickly as possible. An example of one such conspiracy theory is that Bill Gates copied the idea for Microsoft Windows from a Xerox copy machine that was utilizing government mandated software to disinhibit money laundering. Malcom Gladwell’s book “Outliers,” is a fantastic read that details the surrounding circumstances of the incident.


Any who, as this could be a revolutionary technology that reshapes the world, we live in. I researched it, below are my thoughts.


The technology seems so disgusting and dangerous, I am only giving it a 20% chance of it being the cause of the divergence between these two stocks’ leading up to the Alaskan summit. After some research, including perusing though:


· neuralink.com

· engineering.columbia.edu/news/ken-shepard-brain-computer-interface


I understand the devices being considered are most likely devices that consists of an implant the can send and receive either VLF waves or Microwaves to and from an external transmitter/receiver and a VLF wave detector/transmitter inside a human being’s skull. This is frightening to me.


Regarding the below, please note I am not an expert regarding this technology, I merely researched it, and these are my opinions which could be subject to change if I learn more about it.


The EEG waves that control our synapses are considered by some to be the very essence of our free will and are responsible for such things as:

· Controlling our nerve signals that are sent through the back of the eye to the optic nerve.

· Transmitting our most private thoughts.

· Controlling our amygdala and medulla oblongata’s that regulate our emotions.

· Controlling our central nervous system.

· (Who needs a red button when you can just remotely turn off every solider's ability to breath, think or pump blood through their body.)



This coupled with the fact that there is a limited amount of Cerebrospinal Fluid that cushions our brains from hitting the side of our heads, makes me concerned our government could be risking turning our soldiers into Junior Seaus, by putting these devices in their heads. Which would greatly increase the chances they will suffer from CTE later in life.



I have an enormous amount of respect for Elon Musk, but aside from him trying to do everything he can to get a prototype of one of these devices out of his own head while being threatened to be diagnosed as a schizophrenic, I can not imagine why he would want to pursue this type of technology.


I also cannot imagine why he would be facilitating the ability of the United States Government to make pornography out of their Soliders’ wives and potentially put them at greater risk of head trauma and CTE. I doubt that our warriors who believe in honor would ever agree to give up the secrets of everyone who has ever trusted them.


That coupled with the logistics of ensuring enemy combatants are unable to detect and triangulate VLF and Microwaves prior to any military action seems like too daunting of a task for this to be considered for military use.


Therefore, my estimation is that there is an 80% chance that the mentioned correlation is either a spurious correlation, Tesla utilizes TSM chips in most of their products, except on the eighth of March, or it is related to some other competition between Tesla and TSM.


Warmest Regards,


 
 
 

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