Strategy for Reducing the Premium on Long Term Government Debt

Please note the below “Memorandum” Is satire intended to poke fun at our elective representative’s poor decision making. It in no way reflects my opinion of the current state of the world, the past, or intentions of those who have made some of these decisions. It is satire.

Memorandum

Objective:

“To Save The United State’s Citizens Retirement Assets and Insurance Floats.”

Background:

Investors may have increased concerns regarding the government’s ability to stabilize the country’s national debt. This is an issue because mandating that actual prices be put on healthcare services/prescriptions is impossible. It is as impossible as informing Americans that it is their patriotic duty to choose the lowest available price for healthcare services so the country will not go bankrupt. There is no room to argue this, as it is a human right to force other people take care of you, and that people were being turned away from emergency rooms prior to National Health Care being instituted.

Proposed Solution:

Turn the Country Communist. Russia is outperforming the United States economically by having a basic understanding of math. This means that Communism for the first time in history is outperforming Capitalism. This is cause for completely disregarding the moral implications of doing away with Capitalism.

We understand that Capitalism, in its simplest form, is the right of each human to do all activities necessary to sustain his or her own life. We also understand it is immoral and wrong to use physical force, coercion, or violence against other persons or their property, or to steal from others.

However, we work within a bureaucratic system that does not allow for the for the invisible hand to properly allocate funds in the best interest of the country. As our budget for the following year will be reduced if we do not allocate all our allotted taxpayer money per year and then ask for more the following year. We will always spend every dime given to us. This will perpetually increase the size of the government in all departments. Even though this creates an enormous reduction in money velocity in the actual economy, we see no way around it.

We understand that the economy, in is its simplest form ,is just bartering. That monetary systems facilitate value added work which adds to the value of all those who hold currency in that monetary system. We also understand that subsidizing non value-added work detracts from all of those who hold currency in that monetary system. Please see the below two examples. The first example details a job that increases money velocity and the second, a job that decreases money velocity.

1. An Equity Analyst:

a. If an equity analyst can make ten DCF’s in a month, then monitor and update them daily, providing research to an Investment Manager, who can trade better with them, it is a value-added service. The Equity analyst makes more money, the Investment Manager makes more money, the Investment Manager’s clients make more money, and capital is bettor allocated in the stock market towards business who can use it to add even more value to the economy.

2. A Government employee whose only job is to drive around and cause traffic.

a. If a government worker drives around to intentionally cause traffic, this will make citizens late for their productive jobs that add value to the economy and will reduce the amount of time they have to spend money. This detracts from the value of the economy.

Considering this, the only option, as we see it, is to ensure no one finds out how much we have overspent. To accomplish this, we will overspend by an absurd amount. By overspending to an absurd amount, we can ensure that the money we overspend by is not an issue. We see this as a better alternative to instigating a World War to cover up our malfeasance and just hope we are not intentionally bankrupting the Country 1929 style.

This amount of misdirection will allow us to turn the Country Communist and blame it on the banks, not our own overspending.

Actionable Game Plan;

1. Disintegrate the Country’s Moral Norms by putting immoral people in positions of power and convincing them there is no God(s).

2. Convince people that lying is ok, so no one questions us when we lie.

3. Convince everyone there is a plan that is in their best interest, but it is just too secretive to share.

4. Ensure Economics is not taught in public schools.

5. Convince people to do small bad things for things they think are for a big, good purpose. Later tell them it was for a bad purpose and that we are on the same team now, the bad team.

6. Make them lie about the bad thing they have done until they are used to lying.

7. Encourage poor accounting standards in the healthcare industry to allow for money laundering and overspending which can be leveraged into a national healthcare take over by the government.

8. Launder money through Medicaid and Medicare to prop up inefficient government funded businesses.

9. Nationalize the Banking System.

a. Anchor people to their homes by increasing the value of them through tax incentives.

b. Force banks to disregard credit standards because, “everyone should own a home.”

c. Leave mortgage origination unregulated.

d. Once a financial crisis happens take the below steps.

i. Force Banks and Investment Funds to hold government debt to increase demand for it.

ii. Take away their ability to prop trade.

iii. Degrade credit standards in the banks themselves by imposing unrealistic anti money laundering and regulatory standards on them.

iv. Force the banks to provide their clients mark to mark reports to regulators daily via unsecure networks.

v. Hack the data feeds reporting the required mark to mark reports.

vi. Determine Hedge Funds' Trading Strategies, and which banks they trade with via their mark-to-mark reports. Control their ability to choose executing brokers.

vii. Overspend to such an absurd amount it will put a risk premium on their required treasury holdings, leaving them undercapitalized.

viii. Trade against positions of hedge funds at certain banks to bankrupt them, leaving the banks responsible for their outstanding positions.

1. Repeat until a large bank goes under.

ix. Blame the financial crash and devaluation of the currency on the banks.

x. Curb inflation by disallowing the Fed to credit member banks accounts for treasuries.

xi. Steal what is on the Fed’s balance sheet.

xii. Create a new fractional banking system on top on the dismantled banking system, by instituting two currencies. Change the US Dollar to the Crypto Currency to "Find Money Launderers and Tax Evaders." Issue a new paper currency only provided through government funded businesses.

10. Erode the hiring standards of the military and law enforcement.

11. Use Nationalized Healthcare to Imprison and Punish Political Dissidents.

12. Legalize tracking Citizen’s communication methods by taking over the infrastructure they communicate with.

13. Track Citizen’s Vehicles.

14. Improperly Inflate Crime Statistics to cover up expected crime increases due to taking away Citizen's gun rights.

15. Reduce funding to law enforcement to cover up expected crime increases due to taking away Citizen's gun rights.

16. Take Away Citizen’s Gun rights.

17. Begin Properly Accounting For Crime Statistics

18. Refund the police, only hiring bad people who want to take away citizen's rights.

19. Force Citizen’s into specific jobs so they have no manner to accumulate unapproved wealth.

20. Completely control an unproductive, enslaved country by any means necessary.

Concerns:

1. Our founding fathers created the best country in the history of the world when the constitution is adhered to. Completing this plan will give the government complete control over every aspect of every citizen’s life. It will be nonproductive, and morally wrong. People should be free.

2. It is illegal and could potentially be considered Treason.

i. 18 USC Ch. 115: TREASON, SEDITION, AND SUBVERSIVE ACTIVITIES

1. §2384. Seditious conspiracy

a. “If two or more persons in any State or Territory, or in any place subject to the jurisdiction of the United States, conspire to overthrow, put down, or to destroy by force the Government of the United States, or to levy war against them, or to oppose by force the authority thereof, or by force to prevent, hinder, or delay the execution of any law of the United States, or by force to seize, take, or possess any property of the United States contrary to the authority thereof, they shall each be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than twenty years, or both.”

3. Now that the SEC has taken care of successfully reprimanding all the of the boxer’s promoting crypto currencies and our Federal prosecutors have put an end to celebrities funding the education of less fortunate students, they have time to ensure the government does not launder money through Medicare and Medicaid, or allow City’s who issue Municipal Bonds to fraudulently spend out of their capital funds backing their Municipal Bonds.

Warmest Regards,